Asinine Thoughts

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Uhm~

So after I deleted all my entries I didn't use this anymore.

Of course there is that last story that I had to post to show my friend Adriaan.

But I don't really use this anymore.

In fact: I don't post in any of my blogs or journals anymore thanks to a certain someone. :]

Perhaps I'll start up again, though.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Pretty stories.

Yanei was not like the other teenagers in her small town. She dreamed of doing wonderful things with her life. Perhaps something as grand as turning into Harry Potter for the day, because she adored his great magic. Or maybe something as small as just returning all the love and joy back to her family that they’ve given to her over the years. She also dreamed of travelling to far away lands. So in the dead of the night while everyone else was sleeping, she slipped away through the forest to begin a great adventure.

Yanei met a strange little man who claimed to hold the power of helping her greatest fantasies come true. She wasn’t sure whether or not to trust the little man since she was taught to not associate herself with the strangers from the forest, but she decided he was harmless. Yanei and the man got to talking and she must have mentioned that if she could have another talent she’d love to be very scientific. The man got a strange look in his eye, and all of a sudden she was swept up in a whirlwind landing in a laboratory in front of a very complex looking experiment. To her surprise she understood it’s complexity and continued to complete it. Sadly, she added too much of a chemical to the mix and it exploded a little, leaving a mess on her lab coat. She was wiping it off muttering something like ‘..If only I could transform into a washing machine…’ when the whirlwind returned.

Yanei now found herself transformed into a washing machine in a local Laundromat. When she thought she wanted to be a washing machine she never thought she’d be in a public place washing strangers under things. She found it to be quite disgusting, and wanted no part in it any longer. Yanei just missed her friends back home at this point in her adventure, she never realised how much she’d miss them while she was gone living life. She also didn’t realise how much of an appetite it would give her. She was thinking of her mother’s steamed cauliflower. Her favorite vegetable of all.

Guess what happened next? That silly little man showed up with his whirlwind once more. Yanei was now cauliflower on a spoon. The spoon seemed to be headed towards someone’s mouth, in fact, it looked like it was headed towards her favorite hero Hancock. “Oh no!” Yanei’s silent scream came out. “I didn’t want to meet him this way! All I wanted was an autograph!” Just at that moment, Yanei found herself in her bedroom. Her TV was still on, and she was squeezing her pillow quite roughly. She didn’t know what was happening, then realised it was only a dream.


~The End~